Dear Santa ,
I hope Mrs Claus is in a very receptacle mood and that this wish list finds you in a jovial and high testosterone frame of mind this holiday season. I could begin with all that craziness about peace , harmony and good will to all men crap but since we know none of that is going to happen I won't waste your time with it.
feel free to do a little something about that fiscal cliff thingy , Lord knows I won't be able to even afford memory cards if they screw that up. tell Boehner to give President Obama that unlimited spending ceiling he wants so our leaders in Washington can spend our hard earned dollars like a bunch of drunken sailors and Paris Hilton with a fist full of credit cards.
I have been a very good boy this year . I haven't punched or spit on anyone or even stole a BMW ! my middle finger hasn't seen the light of day except for a few times on the highway and I try and smile as much as possible. all I want is this one little thing and I know I promised not to say anything about the night the elf's and reindeers went out drinking together but I'm calling in my chips. I really want this bad and if you can see fit to place it under the tree for me mums the word on that elf's/reindeers thingy.
PS Sherry from next door stopped by with that tiny little outfit you like so much and said she is waiting for you , what ever the hell that means.
Merry Christmas.
christmas wish list !
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